Graffiti-ing replica Venuses is wrong

Marcus Beshope of the Arethusan Road suburb (with its abandoned urn shop), was caught at 8am on August 3rd ( 130th Olympiad possibly ) graffiti-ing and defacing a replica temple of Venus in the garden of Julian and Chrysanthemum Gallsworthian. Neighbours of the Gallsworthians were appalled on hearing the news and a rather diligent Mr Sectario-Tottus thought it would be appropriate to apprehend Mr Beshope as soon as possible. Mr Beshope's large black ostrich marker feather was inelegantly rammed up his ractal spassagium and he was stripped naked and anointed with Hyettian honey and New Carthagena marmalade and golden sap. His tatty pseudo-Skythian pointy cap was donated to Alypius the Labrador. He was suspended from the bough of an oak tree in a net, thus exposed to the sun and the stings and bites of insects for a whole day. The Gallsworthians held a garden party where guests laughed most audibly at Mr Beshope and hadn't laughed as much since watching last week's satirical play by Aristophanes. Despite his unfortunate captivity aloft he persisted to glory in his crime. Mr Sectario-Tottus released him and chased him around the garden smacking his bum with a blue plastic scimitar, much to the applause of the guests. Mr Beshope eventually escaped by jumping over a gate. He ran back to his estate with the ostrich marker feather still firmly lodged up his ractal spassagium!