Strabo says when the Focians left their big houses, an Oracle was delivered to them for use on their trip to Ephesos - to ask how they could be provided with what the goddess Artemis commanded.
In a dream Artemis stood beside sexy Aristarche, a very desirable woman, and said "join up with the dashing Focians. They adore you Aristarche darling!"
So she joined the Focians as she rather liked them and assisted them in war. A town was built and the Focians set up sanctuary and honored Aristarche by appointing her as CEO of a bank and awarded her with constant million pound bonuses, keeping a representation of the xoanan.
Fashion companies would continually donate stiletto shoes and boots and luxury handbags and Aristarche bought a huge house on the slopes of the mountain in Argos looking over the docking narrow ships below where she observed many exotic things being carried up to her house by her slaves.
Aristarche laid back on her bearskin rug with Jimmy Choo knee-high boots on with a gold zip up the back, smoking a banting leaf and said "it's only 28 miles to Ocelum! Slave, get me my Mercedes CLK and have the leather seats cleaned with kelikalec for I must play 'hogs of the road' with my lovely friend Artemis who drives a Lambo."
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